Plate Tectonics, but when the process happens really fast.

Persuading someone to do work for you, which they don't really wish to do, nor do you deserve them doing. It's like enslavement but without the bars.

More than a couple, but less than a few.

This is the podcast version of running a marathon every day. Someone who is "podoverdoing" is producing a good length podcast every day.

When you deliberately spell your email address incorrectly, but plausibly, so that the recipient will assume that they can contact you, but in reality cannot.

When someone gives you change at a restaurant or bar, all in small denominations, so you do not have an excuse to not tip because you don't have the change.

When you go to the toilet / bathroom / restroom with the specific purpose of secretly using the internet on your phone.

A condition in which people complain of the need to stare at portrait orientated rectangles for prolonged periods of time.

The act of moving into a part of the world in which your online friends are likely to be awake when you call them.

The overuse, typically by residents of the USA, of the word 'awesome'. The word awesome really should be reserved for a very few moments in life, when you truly are in awe of something.

When you come across a stranger’s seasonal playlist and, based on the song choices alone, you can tell they’ve been going through it.

The increasingly painful 'playful' punches which children apply to their parents.