When you know with 100% certainty that if your house were to catch fire, your children would rescue their phone before they rescue you.
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When a client, customer, company deny that you sent them the assets / things they need to complete some work / project.
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Persuading someone to do work for you, which they don't really wish to do, nor do you deserve them doing. It's like enslavement but without the bars.
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When you deliberately spell your email address incorrectly, but plausibly, so that the recipient will assume that they can contact you, but in reality cannot.
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When someone gives you change at a restaurant or bar, all in small denominations, so you do not have an excuse to not tip because you don't have the change.
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When you go to the toilet / bathroom / restroom with the specific purpose of secretly using the internet on your phone.
Read more...Tonline