A condition in which people complain of the need to stare at portrait orientated rectangles for prolonged periods of time.
Read more...ToktikThe act of moving into a part of the world in which your online friends are likely to be awake when you call them.
Read more...TimezoningThe overuse, typically by residents of the USA, of the word 'awesome'. The word awesome really should be reserved for a very few moments in life, when you truly are in awe of something.
Read more...SomeaweWhen you come across a stranger’s seasonal playlist and, based on the song choices alone, you can tell they’ve been going through it.
Read more...SpiellistenstimmungstransferThe increasingly painful 'playful' punches which children apply to their parents.
Read more...TunchIn the Norse pantheon, Threr was the true wife of Thor. She carried an infinitely heavy mop, and would constantly be picking up things that Thor did not bother to tidy away, like his hammer.
Read more...ThrerFizzics is a science that deals with the structure of matter and the interactions between the fundamental constituents of the observable universe whilst full of gassy beer.
Read more...FizzicsSomeone who can knit with three needles at the same time. Oddly, they often knit Christmas sweaters / jumpers, but only the Lord knows why this is.
Read more...TrinittySomeone who is an expert in behaving in a way that shows that nothing is good enough.
Read more...UngratistThe experience of going shopping in which you feel under siege because everyone is willing to kill others to get the same, discounted, product. This is often in evidence on Black Friday.
Read more...MawllWord adopted by the 'youth' in the 1980s. It was swearing without swearing.
Read more...KinellThe collision of two or more people in a way which results in them all, accidentally touching one another's 'naughty bits'.
Read more...Frontee