Tunch

Tunch:

The increasingly painful ‘playful’ punches which children apply to their parents.

AgeWhat the parent saysWhat the parent actually thinks
At 2 years oldHa, what fun we’re having, you hitting me.That’s nothing.
At 5 years oldKeep it coming, you cannot hurt me!It’s really nothing.
At 12 years oldThis is pathetic, I’ll always be stronger.Lord, they have the capacity to damage me, but I’m more powerful!
At 15 years oldStop hitting me. I’m going to die.How did this happen? Yesterday I was master of this child, now they rule over me and I’m doomed!